it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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