big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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