Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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