Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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