How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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