I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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