I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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