hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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