Plan B is the new Plan A
What a fucking waste of an outfit
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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