No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
being pregnant is like rehab
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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