I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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