the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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