dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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