Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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