I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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