Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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