Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
can u get pink eye on your cock?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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