"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I currently don't understand fingers.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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