You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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