Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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