Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
soo... how was my night?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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