I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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