i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize
