It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
