Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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