We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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