i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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