What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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