Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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