at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
