Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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