just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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