he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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