Where did you get a picture of my penis
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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