How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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