This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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