Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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