On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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