I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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