I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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