..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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