He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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