What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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