Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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