Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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