You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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