I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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