CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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