fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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