I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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